I know I haven't written but I have a REALLY mediocre excuse!

So I have not blogged in quite awhile....I would apologise but as I have all of two followers I figure I'll just give them a buzz at a later date and bribe them to stay on with various forms of foodly goods. But in all seriousness (well with as much seriousness as you can for someone with the word spatula in their name) I've been as my mother says "a little bit off colour" and by that I mean I've been down right a pain in the arse to be around. Now openly, I'm not the healthiest person around, I accidentally poisoned myself for about three years before finding out I am allergic to gluten (go me!) so those surrounding me are kind of used to bitchy I will kill you if you don't abide by my wishes until this stops hurting personality and most have their own ways of dealing with it. But even they were questioning the turn of hand rages that I can throw without a second's warning (eg: "No seriously if we don't go home RIGHT now I will vomit ON you" and "I am not kidding if you don't get me drugs NOW you will regret it"...I am all charm yes) Anywho, turns out that I have been legitimately sick and probably should have looked into it earlier (like hell, evil evil doctors with your cold hands and metal ear stickies, I'm on to you) and this morning I learnt a good lesson, if you don't go to a doctor after a month of feeling ick, you WILL wake up with your eye puss glued to your pillows (mmmmmm) and welcome conjunctivitus into your life. So I have been punished and as I see it, it is a direct result of my non-blogging....so damn you puss eye causing blog!  On the plus side, I can now threaten to contaminate people with eye gunge if they don't abide by my wishes...every cloud.......

Now you know more about me than you ever needed to......and don't we all feel better...well no I feel icky but blogger-ly yaydom! x